ITEM MITE EMIT TIME
my first novel * it is scifi



A Week of Kindness
David ~ Suarez ~ Javier ~ Goitia ~ Saguid ~ Ishikawa ~ Gonzales
an online anthology * seven works from seven writers written
in seven days revolving around seven images/elements/themes
chosen pre-writing * also: one work is falsely credited



Brief Lives
fourteen 120-character memoirs



Crows and Rages

one hundred and fifty-seven poems * it is very likely to
find at least two poems you'll find agreeable to your tastes




the El Bimbo Variations
the first two lines of the Eraserheads song rewritten 99 times



the Long Weekend
a four-day comic book



Texticles

a half-decade's worth of dagli



Instructions for the Inclined
an ironic creative writing manual for the post-ironic creative writer



Perverbs
fifty-five perverted proverbs



Crumbs!!!
the greatest thing before unlitxt40



Mykel Andrada's "Paolo Matalo"
a komix adaptation of a story from the most underrated writer ever



Franz Arcellana's "the Yellow Shawl"
a komix adaptation of a story from the most overrated writer ever



Note: you'll need this program to read "Matalo" and "Shawl."



from Abecediarya
part one of a pornographic novel



Reliable Disappointments
reliably disappointing



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Not books, but free and good reads nonetheless!

This. This. This. This. And this.



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What is it?







Is it finished?







Is it continuous?







Is it only starting?







It is Saturday.






saturday
saturday.pdf
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This is the seventh.













What is it?







Is it a hunger?







Is it a thirst?







Is it an itch?







It is Friday.






friday
friday.pdf
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This is the sixth.












What is it?






Is it a shady lane?






Is it a passat dream?






Is it a father with a sister of thought?






It is Thursday.






thursday
thursday.pdf
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This is the fifth.











What is it?







A quarter pounder?







A double brother?







A black angus?







It is Wednesday.






wednesday
wednesday.pdf
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This is the fourth.












What is it?






It is this.






It is almost halfway there.






It is Tuesday.




tuesday
tuesday.pdf
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This is the third.











What is it?





Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Is it the usual?





Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Is it the forbidden fruit?





Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

Is it more of the usual?





Courtesy of SexInfo101.com.

It is Monday.




monday
monday.pdf
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This is the second.









What is it?







A time-out with friends?







A jiggety-jig?







Music to your ears?






It is Sunday.






sunday
sunday.pdf
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This is the first.









My workblog is here, featuring utter crappy dreck copywriting disguised as a personal blog written a la a narrator I first used back when I was nineteen years old and just started trying out this writing thing. I suppose this is my version of fluff writing, and bits of it went into this little project (personal flarf? I generate the spam I then use for more literary pursuits?) that's soon seeing physical publication in this year's the Literary Apprentice, out by 1 October 2009 via the UP Writers Club and Vibal Publishing. No idea if it'll be made available in bookstores, though. I hope so. I'll blog about it some more when I have more details to tell.







I forgot to include one other memoirist, as his entry went
straight to my SPAM folder. I'm really very sorry, dude.
I edited it into the PDF, and made one major change.




And here it is.




brief lives




And you can download it here.




001 - BRIEF LIVES - ybb
001 - BRIEF LIVES ...
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And the new owner of Neil Gaiman & Dave McKean's MIRRORMASK
is the last memoirist in the PDF.



Download and read and enjoy!
Congratulations to everyone!




And next month: another "contest" ... with more books at stake ... !!!


Watch this space for more information ... soon-ish.








a new project





A Week of Kindness




coming soon








1. Great hunger that was neither of the body nor of the mind, a craving that had seized on him quiet.




2. Of life, the years to come weigh down impatiently with good-natured contempt less than a hunger that was not an exaggeration.




3. Concreteness diffused into the tranquil murmur of conversation he decided must be waiting while scissors busily snipped away in a hurry with careful air. He has another affair.




4. Air passed into his room, quietly, the mess he had made now beginning to putter impatiently. "Why is he a bit more decided?” “He does not seem to be in much hurry.” Either commented.






To Be Continued











T.Ng.K.T.L.G.










So now that we've seen the ANC show and read the majority of the blogposts and newsbits and open letters, et al, just exactly where are we in the 2009 National Artists Scandal? Reading the reactions - and I suspect I've read almost all of the pertinent (read: informed) interweb effluvia about it so I can very confidently say I have an idea what people are thinking about the issue - I can't help but think that 1) we haven't been too honest about what we really think about the issue, and 2) because of the dishonesty/hypocrisy, a lot of more important/lasting/artful/societal questions are being ignored.


And let me preempt anyone thinking I'm loving the Scandal - I'm not. My opinion: in a legal (read: as per the rules) standpoint, all FOUR ought to be disqualified, and so, apologies to Moreno and Manosa, both of whom are, even for me (ie, person outside of their respective art communities), familiar names along the lines of "people in their art scenes say generally good stuff about them, and the 'ordinary people' are also somewhat familiar with the two of them," and it's unfortunate that to discount the first two - Guidote and Caparas - we'd have to discount the other two as well.


My other opinion: it can be argued that the two main Scandalisers actually deserve the National Artist Award, seeing as to how (briefly) Guidote seems to have been at the forefront of that one major nationalistic leap and bound of Philippine Theater, PETA, and that Caparas actually has made a lot of contributions towards enriching Pinoy Culture and the Arts through his komix writing, not even counting the many TV and movie permutations of works that he worked on when he was working on them in collaboration with other people. And really, let's admit it: it's the TV and movie permutations that actually have much more legs than their original komix form, and it's what's giving Caparas mileage, not his komix work. I mean, honestly: barring the meager dozens of slop that came out of Sterling a few years ago, how many of us voicing out our anger about Caparas' nomination have actually read and remembered a Caparas komix, read it and remember it clearly and critically enough to make a valued judgment about the aesthetic value of his work as we debate about its level of artfulness? I, for one, do not remember ever reading a Caparas komix. I may have, as I read tons and tons and tons of wet market komix during the 80s, and it's possible that I may have read, at the very least, one (1) of his what seems like a helluva lotta stuff.


His nomination leaves a bad taste in the mouth as Caparas is primarily AN ASSHOLE OF THE ELEPHANTINE KIND and his filmography is NOT EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D WANT TO SEE BE LABELED AS ART - and I agree with those strands of questioning, but these two things are just really side issues when assessing the value of Culture and the Arts. If we won't allow assholes be National Artists, we'll need to delete quite a few names that are already in the list. And just what exactly do we want to see labeled as "Art?" I wholly disagree with the notion that POPULAR PATRONAGE is not a measure of ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENT, which is how some people are spinning it. It can be a measure, without us abandoning THE MAINTENANCE OF HIGH ARTISTIC STANDARDS, which is where all the debate is really spiraling towards.


But of course, it should also be made clear that as deserving as she may be, Guidote very clearly walked over the line in the sand in the legal level as the rules clearly postulate that she is automatically disqualified as a candidate for any of these things, unless we see the presidential prerog as deus ex machina lifting her up from the stage to the parapets, when it's really noXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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But not really a contest. Merely a writing activity that has a prize in store for the more motivated writers, if, say, the idea of getting a near mint copy of Neil Gaiman & Dave McKean's MIRRORMASK hardcover is motivation enough for you to write stuff.


Yeah, MIRRORMASK, that book I've been wanting to get rid of since forever but actually want something good to come off of its leaving my shelves. It's not that I don't like it. It's just that it's something I can live without and maybe something someone out there can't, thus me trying to sell it off (people were interested, but not interested enough to follow through the purchase). So, here: I only read it once, been sitting on my shelf for two or three years, now, and it's still hardcover, still with its dustjacket, still looking gorgeously gothic.


And it can be yours for FREE!!!


... but only if you choose to join Brief Lives, August's latest writing contest as sponsored by the always enterprising frequently frugal foundation Youth & Beauty Brigade (i.e, me)!!!


The rules are few and pretty simple:

1) send us your autobiography/memoir/life essay written using only 120 characters - spaces, periods, dashes, letters, numbers all in -

2) and it ought to be set in a room - the office, the bedroom, the bathroom, wherever -

3) and it ought to be written in the 2nd or 3rd person POV - no 1st person POVs please!!!


You can send them via eMail to juncruznaligas(at)gmail(dot)com or via Twitter as direct message to my account (type in d juncruznaligas before the entry) or even via SMS, if you're so inclined, to (0927)9439836 with the prefix BRIEFLIVES (yeah, all caps) before the story proper.


The "contest" is open until 11 August 2009, with the new MIRRORMASK owner announced 12 August. Unfortunately, the book-giving is only valid for Metro Manila people. That doesn't mean people from, say, Texas (yeah, for some reason, I have a regular reader from Texas, although I suspect it's only a call centre IP address from Ortigas) can't send in their stuff. By all means! Just don't expect me sending the book out to you. Do it for Art, then?


So there: and I still have a few more books to give away, doncha know, so, yeah, we'll probably do this again this time next month. Maybe we'll even have some new books in the bargain by then! We'll see! Nothing's set in stone, yet! It does us good to have such lofty flimsy wishy-washy plans in life!











Mia Tijam and I are in the August 2009 issue of a magazine called Playboy Philippines, the exact issue out on the stands right now. Read our filthy words! Go get a copy and feel dirty about it! Mia wrote about sexxin' exes, while I wrote about filthy people doin' joyfully exuberantly reprehensible things like masturbatin' and cummin' on a nun's shoulder while starin' at her nude sore welted chapped galis-aso ass, etc etc et al et al!

Plus: the magazine supposedly has photos in it! Of loose women in provocative poses and situations, innuendoin' stuff best left in the bedroom! WTF?!?!!? All that, for 200Php??!!?!?? Best buy whichever way you cut it in these terrible trying tumultuous times of cyclical cultural corruption!


Buy Playboy: buy Pinoy!




And: there is also this, from the Heights Workshop. Hopefully, more to come soon!







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